What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 06:27

A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd